A letter to Donald Trump offering him a chance to be a team member in a great movement

Mr. Trump, We are offering you the opportunity to become a team member in the greatest positive movement in the history of this country.
We have 10% of the original & only Brothers Choppers, founded in Huntington Beach, CA, in 1969, for sale for 2 million dollars.
The information in my web site will blow your mind. I know that is not an easy task. Having my lifetime goal set in 1965 to someday become the builder of the Rolls-Royce of a custom motorcycle with options all other builders have not ever dreamed of has brought me to a place where there is nobody else. The base price on this work of art, master piece, hand built for famous ladies only, is ½ a million dollars. I am not interested in ever offering this service to any man.
There is an old saying, sometimes you can have the best idea in the world, but the success of the venture is a matter of timing. I have the best, fairest to all states, and the only plan to launch the hydrogen economy, hemp, and self-sufficient industry in fifty states and 7 provinces with the timing being perfect.
In 1970, I invented the illuminated gas tank that glows at night. Now days I offer the option of installing a laser light show in the tank, controlled by a musical instrument or computer in a hemp composite tank of my own (immediately recognized as one of those) designs.
Google up hemp composite water towers, that will get thetopcatplan.com. A compilation of 90 letters to the editor at the Courier. I was raised by my grandparents. My Grandpa was a ex-Marine, school teacher, and judge that taught me everything. To fight against tyranny over the mind of man is what I am all about.
I have the best 5 trouble shooters in the world. We have the most stylish and aerodynamic design of a trailer body in many sizes. At the end of this year, we will have at least 4 patents on ways for every one to save fuel in all types of motor vehicles by using hydrogen in several ways.
I made this letter short. Thetopcatplan will do the explaining in the different categories. Go to ENERGY to get the 17 green divisions.
Please respond with your thoughts on how good my plan is, or just tell me to go to hell, We are on a mission of love & good for all creatures. I would like to appear on your show to debate with anybody on where we must go, how we will get there, and why has it taken so long. Yours truly, Terry Cook, ex-Marine 65-69, 2 years in Vietnam, 3 months a POW